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Volume
20, Number 4,
April 1974:
With These Two Hands
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- section 3
- section 4
- section 5
- section 6
- section 7
- section 8
- section 9
- section 10
- conclusion
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With
These Two Hands
by Robert
J.Boles

continued...
I
used to have a sandpiper in my traveling exhibit, but many
times, after a program, especially if I had been speaking
to a Lion’s Club or the Rotary Club, an old gray-haired
man would come up to me and ask, " Do you have a snipe
in your exhibit?" Just by looking into his face I could
tell he had, when as a young man in college, lost faith
not only in the manner of hunting the snipe, but also in
the bird itself. More correctly worded the question should
have been, " Now tell me truthfully, is there a bird
called the snipe?" For the benefit of such men I took
my sandpiper out of the exhibit and added a common snipe,
often called a jack-snipe by hunters.
You
would be surprised at the beautiful snipe stories I heard
when they saw this bird. A professor at the University of
Kansas said that when he was enrolled as a freshman at the
University, senior boys befriended him and invited him to
accompany them on a snipe hunt. And since he thought he
knew how to hunt those birds he accepted the invitation.
The fellows took him to a sandbar island in the Kaw River
on a foggy evening, gave him a lantern and a burlap sack,
and told him they would go to the other end of the sandbar
to startle the birds to get them flying in his direction.
He should stand there and catch the snipes as they would
be blinded by the light. Very slowly he lowered the lantern
to the ground so that the fellows could not see he was setting
it down, then he ran for the boat. He said he just made
it and got off the beach before the other fellows arrived.
He rowed to the bank, beached the boat and ran to the dormitory
room. The fellows who had taken him on that hunt were pretty
mad that they had to swim ashore.
One
of my best bird stories was told by a local preacher. After
the show he came up and said, "Brother Schmidt, I have
a bird story that you did not tell. It’s the story of an
old maid who knelt by her open window every night and prayed,
‘Lord, send me a man, Lord, send me a man!’ And one night
she was thus praying, she heard out in the distant woods
a call, ‘whooo? whooo? whooo?’ Immediately she shouted back,
‘Lord, I don’t care who he is, just so he is a man’."

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